comradekuruna:

jumpoffthecliff:

Ah - I am sorry to bother you, Comrade… [flushes, shuffling over nervously] How would you rate my attractiveness, on a scale of one to ten…? Also, would you like to.. touch my.. horn…?

 comradekuruna

-blinks eyes to the univir- O-oh… -lightly touches the horn- W-well… I think a 9 would be truth to yourself… -blushes lightly- 

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[blushes] A nine? Really? That is very kind! Oh, also… [stands on her toes and presses a kiss to his cheek] 

-blushes at the kiss and touches his cheek where she planted the kiss- O-oh… you had the same I did… must be troublesome -frowns lightly and looks down- A-and you’re welcome…